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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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forest-badge:

My favorite past time is when you’re telling someone something and they hear it completely wrong but you’re too awkward to correct them so you just go with it.

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